Things I Learned This, My Birthday Week, Living In The South:
1. Sometimes when you arrange to buy a bag of weed it comes with a free puppy. And no, I don't have a new puppy.
2. 39 in 2018 is not the same as 39 in 1992. So stop comparing yourself.
3. All of life's answers can be found on TV. Namely Netflix's reboot of Queer Eye.
4. And nobody owes you a birthday cake. If you want one make it your damn self.