After a rocky start to a 39th birthday week I decided to get out of dodge and see what I could find out in the wilds of North Carolina.
Things I Learned This Weekend Traveling In The South:
1. There are few problems a Reba McEntire impersonating drag queen, whiskey, and riding crop can't solve.
2. The incorrect response to learning someone's cat is a hermaphrodite is, "your cats fucked up."
3. If for only a few minutes, the right meal can calm your tits. And the Japanese Tuna Salad at Lucette Grace in Raleigh, NC did just that. See photo above.